
Printed book
The bound planner on its own. It does not include the digital files.
- 8.5 × 11 in, portrait
- Coil-bound, so it opens flat while you write
- Printed to order in full color and shipped to you

Five years of monthly planning with bold, adult-language quotes.
Five years of monthly space for the plans, milestones, appointments, and priorities you actually want to remember. Bold grown-up humor keeps the tone unapologetic, while the layout stays roomy enough for real life, changing seasons, and goals that deserve more than a picture-perfect planning routine.
2027 through 2031, each month a full spread.
Three priorities a year, with vision and receipts pages behind them.
Bills, money moves and career milestones, month by month.
Self-care and a “Not This Month” section, planned rather than hoped for.

Five dated years, 2027 through 2031, with every month opening as a full spread with generous writing space and quotes in a voice that does not apologize. There is room for milestones, money moves, appointments and the personal things a work calendar has no space for, plus year overviews so long-range plans stay visible instead of restarting every January. Coil-bound so it lies flat while you write.

The bound planner on its own. It does not include the digital files.

One purchase. A link inside the file gives you the rest.
Milestones, recurring seasons and long-range plans stay visible instead of starting from scratch every January.
Monthly space keeps the system useful without turning every day into another performance review.
The voice is grown-up, direct and playful, because useful planning does not have to sound beige.
Each month ends with wins, carryover and what is not happening next month.
Three pages, straight out of the file, at the size they print.



8.5 × 11 in, portrait. It prints on A4 using the Fit to Page setting in your print dialogue, which scales it to about 94% and leaves a slightly wider margin — nothing is cut off.
Yes. The print edition is coil-bound, so it opens flat on a desk and folds back on itself. It is printed and shipped by Lulu.
A printable PDF of the whole planner, bought from Google Play Books, with a download link inside the file for the fillable digital version. The printed book from Lulu does not include those — it is the bound planner on its own.
On the retailer's own site. Print editions are handled by Lulu and digital editions by Google Play Books, so payment, delivery and any refund are handled under their terms, not ours.