Five years in one place
See milestones, recurring seasons and long-range plans without starting from scratch every January.

Five years of monthly planning with bold, adult-language quotes.
Five years of monthly space for the plans, milestones, appointments, and priorities you actually want to remember. Bold grown-up humor keeps the tone unapologetic, while the layout stays roomy enough for real life, changing seasons, and goals that deserve more than a picture-perfect planning routine.

Five dated years, 2027 through 2031, with every month opening as a full spread with generous writing space and quotes in a voice that does not apologize. There is room for milestones, money moves, appointments and the personal things a work calendar has no space for, plus year overviews so long-range plans stay visible instead of restarting every January. Coil-bound so it lies flat while you write.
See milestones, recurring seasons and long-range plans without starting from scratch every January.
Monthly space keeps the system useful without turning every day into another performance review.
The voice is grown-up, direct and playful — because useful planning does not have to sound beige.

The same planner in both editions, so you can see the layout before you buy.


8.5 × 11 in, portrait. It prints on A4 using the Fit to Page setting in your print dialogue, which scales it to about 94% and leaves a slightly wider margin — nothing is cut off.
Yes. The print edition is coil-bound, so it opens flat on a desk and folds back on itself. It is printed and shipped by Lulu.
A printable PDF of the whole planner, bought from Google Play Books, with a download link inside the file. The printed book from Lulu does not include that — it is the bound planner on its own.
On the retailer's own site. Print editions are handled by Lulu and digital editions by Google Play Books, so payment, delivery and any refund are handled under their terms, not ours.
Coil-bound print (Lulu) · PDF (Google Play Books)
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